Directed by Joe Johnston
I was too drunk while watching this movie to accurately (or coherently) write a review for it. So I’ll keep this short. Pretty colours and ample amounts of gore? Good. Benicio Del Toro as an English (cough Spanish cough) Werewolf? Bad. Under directed and over written? Ugly. Anthony Hopkins chewing up the scenery and delivering line after line of horrible dribble? God Damn Beautiful.
No matter how bad a movie is or how little he has to work with, Sir Anthony is a star. The movie is mindless entertainment, and worth a watch only if you go in, expecting nothing more.