God Damn you Toronto. You lose the first basket-ball game I’ve ever actually gone to. And not only do you lose, but you lose worse than you have in nearly two months.
Ah, hell, I can’t stay mad at you. You still have the best mascot in all of basketball. Plus, you made that mascot eat a cheerleader during the halftime show and then spit her back out. I don’t really understand the weird subliminal sexual undertones there, as I’m sure most of the 8 year olds in the crowd didn’t either. But I love you for trying.
P.S. Please do try to beat Cleveland tomorrow night. And someone give Basch’s ass a nice rub so he can play again…. maybe get the Raptor to do it during the halftime show.